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The podcast where we choose a subject, read a single Wikipedia article about it, and pretend we’re experts. Because this is the internet, and that’s how it works now.

Recent Episodes

Weird Cars

Jan. 25, 2023

This episode will get you there, but it won't look good doing it.

The Radioactive Boyscout

Jan. 18, 2023

This week's show is highly unstable

The Battle of Thermopylae

Jan. 11, 2023

This. Is. The EPISODE!

Controversial Modern Art

Jan. 4, 2023

Imagine how meta the controversy about this episode will be.

Jean Borotra and the Battle of Castle Itter

Dec. 28, 2022

This episode holds its own

Sherman's March to the Sea

Dec. 21, 2022

This episode is going places

About the Hosts

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With degrees in Philosophy, Culinary Arts, Patisserie Arts, and New Media from Chicago institutions, Cecil knows how to Tweet about the Existentialism of donuts. Which he feels is vastly superior to the Danish.

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Heath Enwright

Heath enjoys hockey, short walks on the beach, and has considered doing his own show: “Cooking Ramen with Heath”. When he laughs hard, which could be at any moment on the show, he’s noted for his very impressively high-pitched squeaks.

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Eli Bosnick

Eli Bosnick is a comedian and podcaster living in New Jersey. You can read his blog and check out his other work at

Cecil is his best friend.*
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Tom’s soft side includes a literature degree, a love of poetry, and being dad to 2 sons. Tom’s hard side includes applying harsh judgments on each of the 50 states, as well as a fear of birds. Based in Chicagoland, Tom is also a pizza connoisseur.

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Noah Lugeons

Noah Lugeons yells at a microphone for a living. He is also the author of Diatribes Volume One: 50 Essays from a Godless Misanthrope, and Diatribe Volume Two: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist.