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The podcast where we choose a subject, read a single Wikipedia article about it, and pretend we’re experts. Because this is the internet, and that’s how it works now.

Recent Episodes

The Bone Wars

May 18, 2022

This week, colossal fossil apostles.

The Red Baron

May 11, 2022

This week's episode can kiss my ace.

PornHub Bios

May 4, 2022

I told you we were there for the articles

Animal Sexual Behavior

April 27, 2022

This week, Heath tries to make his sex life seem normal in comparison.

The Sash Weight Murder

April 20, 2022

This episode is heavy

The Worst TV Shows

April 13, 2022

This week's episode is the worst.

About the Hosts

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With degrees in Philosophy, Culinary Arts, Patisserie Arts, and New Media from Chicago institutions, Cecil knows how to Tweet about the Existentialism of donuts. Which he feels is vastly superior to the Danish.

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Heath Enwright

Heath enjoys hockey, short walks on the beach, and has considered doing his own show: “Cooking Ramen with Heath”. When he laughs hard, which could be at any moment on the show, he’s noted for his very impressively high-pitched squeaks.

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Eli Bosnick

Eli Bosnick is a comedian and podcaster living in New Jersey. You can read his blog and check out his other work at

Cecil is his best friend.*
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Tom’s soft side includes a literature degree, a love of poetry, and being dad to 2 sons. Tom’s hard side includes applying harsh judgments on each of the 50 states, as well as a fear of birds. Based in Chicagoland, Tom is also a pizza connoisseur.

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Noah Lugeons

Noah Lugeons yells at a microphone for a living. He is also the author of Diatribes Volume One: 50 Essays from a Godless Misanthrope, and Diatribe Volume Two: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist.